Jack : i now loathe Krispy Kreme

Have you ever been eating a cake and then a piece of the icing will fall off? How curious, no? A little piece of icing all by itself. You eat it and all its sugary goodness engulfs your mouth like someone has condensed cake into its most purest form.

That is what it is like to eat Krispy Kreme donuts. It is like eating cake icing.

That is the Krispy Kreme recipe. They said, "Hey people love donuts with icing on them. Would they love icing with donuts inside of them?"

The answer is yes. Yes they would.

Coming home from Sydney airport, I bought 2 dozen mixed donuts. All but 4 of them where iced. I have eaten 3 so far, my family has collectively devoured 5 and the rest moved on to friends and family.

After eating one, you feel bloated, the inside of your mouth is dry, your teeth are stained with icing sugar and everything smells like a donut because your nose has been blocked with donut dust. So while the process of eating Krispy Kreme donuts is a great thing to be experienced, the aftermath is quite messy and unnecessary. To draw a really pathetic similie, it is kind of like sex. In essence, you need some sort of condom before you eat a Krispy Kreme. Or maybe a pill you can take beforehand.

Something for the eggheads to think about. Hmm.

Comments:

Blogger karan 11:43 am, July 25, 2006  
a single KK donut has 25% of your daily energy needs, most of it in pure sugar and carbohydrates. You don't need to be a genius to know where it goes...

I haven't eaten them since I moved up here, ironically enough.

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