Heart go -->splat!<--
Dear Daniel of liartown,b.i.t.c.h- my heart is broken!
I have dumped you for your best friend!
brainy, intelligent, totally cool hottie
Dear Daniel of liartown,b.i.t.c.h- my heart is broken!
I have dumped you for your best friend!
brainy, intelligent, totally cool hottie
This is my blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My blog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blog is useless. Without my blog, I am useless. I must write my blog true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my blog and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
This blog is written by Jack in a passive-agressive way.
Comments:
but since you probably wont listen to reason, ill have my six shooters ready. name the time and place.
It was meee!!!!!
XD
Post a Comment
(←) Home