Daniel : Heart go -->splat!<--

Dear Daniel of liartown,

I have dumped you for your best friend!

brainy, intelligent, totally cool hottie
b.i.t.c.h- my heart is broken!
  • 8 comments
  • written by Daniel on Monday, May 29, 2006

Comments:

Blogger andrew 5:36 pm, May 30, 2006  
well its not me either jack, so stop sending me letter bombs with "you stole my friend" as the return address.
Blogger andrew 10:16 am, May 31, 2006  
dont you see whats happening jack? hes turning us against each other by insinuating that one of us stole his imaginary girlfriend! its all part of some nefarious plan...

but since you probably wont listen to reason, ill have my six shooters ready. name the time and place.
Blogger Squee Pants 8:16 pm, May 31, 2006  
FOOLS!!!!

It was meee!!!!!
XD
Blogger andrew 8:44 pm, May 31, 2006  
so were you the girfriend or the one who the girlfriend dumped studs to go out with?
Blogger Squee Pants 8:52 pm, May 31, 2006  
The latter of course!
Blogger Jack 9:47 pm, May 31, 2006  
omg huiai how many of my friends are u going to steal?!?!?!?! i'm so angry i can't even think clearly right now.
Blogger Daniel 11:02 pm, May 31, 2006  
Actually, this is a time-travel story! One of you travelled back in time to steal my gf. Thus, you don't know!
Anonymous Anonymous 9:11 am, June 15, 2006  
if they travelled back in time, they would remember....forward however...

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