Daniel : you are the tastiest thing in the restaurant. by far.

if you are hawt, i recommend against dining at my work! this is because, when you come in, i will make a mental note that you are hawt, and then ignore you for the rest of the night.

in this way, i ensure that you will think i am a bad waiter, and not the perverted bad waiter i am in reality.


enjoy your meal. i didn't do anything to it.