Jack : cruisy

dear jack,

how do i let a crush know that i like them?

- i'm a wuss
well iaw,

When I want a crush to know i like them, i like to buy them four dozen roses and have them delivered to their house with a 'secret admirer' note.

haha, just kidding. if i did that then i'd never get laid.

What do the readers of liartown do to notify a crush that they're groovy cool out of this world?

Comments:

Blogger daniel 11:27 am, June 04, 2006  
I wait for valentines and have a card with, "I rather like you. Will you go out with me? Yes [] No []"
Blogger andrew 12:01 am, June 05, 2006  
i am in theory, a firm believer that you should tell her/him. this came from an experience in early high school when a beautiful, smart girl (who was actually interested in me) left on a scholarship without being told how i felt about her.

in the years since i have chickened out a few times though :(
so its easier said than done

i usually end up being friends with them and just staring wistfully across the room hoping that they will catch my eye...

most of the girls i end up liking actually have boyfriends, telling them would just make it awkward for both of us
and open me up to potential beating
Blogger Jack 11:03 am, June 05, 2006  
I do the same thing as bob except I cop the occassional feel.

and maybe make out with them a little after I break them up with said boyfriend *cough*
Blogger daniel 12:59 pm, June 05, 2006  
honestly, i find it's best to assume that your crush hates you and focus on your drink, or some other unhealthy diversion. and remember: anything in the extreme is unhealthy, so you've options.
Blogger AkaiChou 1:08 pm, June 05, 2006  
Don't tell them :D
Just stare wistfully.

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've asked anyone out before.
Blogger Jack 1:15 pm, June 05, 2006  
I'm sorry but the idea of Hui-ai staring wistfully at something she wants is just too damn funny.
Blogger andrew 2:16 pm, June 05, 2006  
yeah i have a funny feeling she would just hang off it all the time, hugging it, running her fingers through its hair...

i dont know if this is going to far to satisfy my curiosity but who thinks we should kidnap lachie and fay, shave them bald and stick heaps of nails to them so they look like hedgehogs?

i should have been a proffesor this is cutting edge research you guys have the opportunity to be a part of
Blogger Jack 3:15 pm, June 05, 2006  
They wouldn't look like hedgehogs unless you... you know what, nevermind.
Blogger AkaiChou 1:24 pm, June 06, 2006  
No!! Not fay!!!!

Lachie's moving to Sydney soon, so I don't care.
Blogger Jack 4:32 pm, June 06, 2006  
Lachie's moving?!?! o_O
Anonymous Fay 9:06 am, June 15, 2006  
huh???
*scared*

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