Christmas Conflicts
Christmas is getting nearer folks! I hope you're getting ready to repent!
Anyway, I dug up an appropriately-themed email letter:
You are buying your girlfriend's love.
While everything is relative, the more time and money you spend on her, the more she will like you. This year, I recommend you buy her conflict diamonds. The more blood shed over their shinyness, the better. It's got everything a woman needs: riches, adventure, suffering and a very attractive conversation starter.
Anyway, I dug up an appropriately-themed email letter:
Dear Jack you lying son of a biotech,Well, bs, let's settle this once and for all.
What the hell am I meant to buy my girlfriend for Christmas? I don't want to look cheap but at the same time I don't want to make her feel like I'm buying her love.
- Big Spender
You are buying your girlfriend's love.
While everything is relative, the more time and money you spend on her, the more she will like you. This year, I recommend you buy her conflict diamonds. The more blood shed over their shinyness, the better. It's got everything a woman needs: riches, adventure, suffering and a very attractive conversation starter.
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