Jack : joking about a threesome

Ok! Still sifting through the tons of emails you guys have been sending in this has been great. Remember: if there's anything you want to ask then don't hesitate to send an email to liartown@boxofjack.com. It's pretty backed-up but either I (jack) or lachie will eventually get around to answering in about 3 - 7 days.

Here's today's question:

Dear J-dawg and l-dizzle,

I can't stop making jokes about having threesomes when I'm with my girlfriend and her friends. I just find the idea of sex so funny and three people having sex even funnier. Is this weird?

- Stand Up Comedian

Dear suc,

Well no, it's not weird. If you are constantly doing it then it means that it weighs on your mind. This is what psych majors call being passive aggressive.

If you want sex, then sit your girlfriend down and talk about it. Be a goddamn adult and talk to her and bring up the idea of a threesome if you want that. If you don't think she can handle it but you still can't live without it then your relationship has more trouble than just your bad sense of humour.

If you don't actually want a threesome and you don't wanna talk about it then you're being a dick. you're constantly reminding your girlfriend of her inadequecy whilst hinting that you want to poke her friend. good work. you are a shining example of jerk boyfriends.

caveat: this only applies if you're doing it all the time. if you've only made the joke like... twice... then you need to get some maturity and more importantly a real sense of humour.