Jack : girl problems

You're a girl and you look like you got problems. Girl problems.

Today's question:

Dear Jack,

Why don't girls want me to solve their problems? They come and cry to me and they get all pissy when I tell them how to get over it.

- Mr Fix It

Well MFI, I don't know if you've ever been near a girl but surely you would have heard by now that girls don't want solutions to problems, they want understanding. Oh you may be rolling your eyes and thinking about how superior you are with your penis and your emotional stability. But here's the classic example of why you're an idiot.

Girl: My puppy died.
Guy: Buy a new one and move on! Jesus Christ what is it with you vaginae?!

(Is that the pluralisation? I don't care.)