Lachlan : Baseball

hello trusted readers of liartown. sorry to have kept you in such suspense over the last 3 months, but we felt it was a necessary evil. the rate of questions we've been getting has been overwhelming, and we thought things were going a little too fast for the average internet user. when we first started liartown, we had an anticipation of one, maybe two emails a month - but boy were we wrong - in january alone we received 4 emails! we didn't post any of them up though.

today, liartown reader, is your lucky day. i'm going to respond to two emails. here goes nothing!

dear liartown,

where the fuck are you? i mean, i'm not trying to sound rude, but seriously - three months? what the fuck?

bored and angry reader

well baar,

let me start by saying 'thank you for your feedback'. this is exactly the type of quality feedback that we have been long searching for here at liartown; and i don't think i'd be wrong in saying that it's long overdue. and now i'll try and defend myself by saying that it's all andrew's fault. the mayor was on the run from the authorities because of a small mistake in the paperwork required for his prostitute shipping business, and i was busy reading the emails for the month (two times the expected monthly email rate is too much to handle) - so we left andrew in charge. he died because we forgot to feed him.

well that gets one out of the way, so lets move onto the second one.


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well hs,

let me start by saying 'thank you for your feedback'. this is exactly the type of quality feedback that we have been long searching for here at liartown; and i don't think i'd be wrong in saying that it's long overdue. it is great to know that you are trying to keep us informed of the latest and greatest in software products available on the vast internest. please keep me up to date at least once a month by sending me more emails like this one!

there you go readers! two emails in one post. i hope you enjoyed our tactful 3 month break.

lachlan of liartown