Lachlan : happiness

dear l-dizzle,

how do i find true happiness? i've looked everywhere :(

- mopey joe

well mj contrary to what the mayor may have you believe, i believe that happiness does not lie crammed in a fancy, well furnished uptown apartment with 17 hookers inside. no, no, i believe that happiness can be found by brutally clubbing seals.

thank you and good night.